So last night, I decided it was time for me to take a stab at quitting smoking again. It worked out perfectly.. I had my last cigarette right before I went to bed. I haven't had a cigarette yet today...

Then I thought, "well, cold turkey is a bit extreme. I'll just go get a pouch of rolling tobacco.. yeah that's it... I'll only roll 5 a day and that's it..." Right?

So I get everything together.. mp3 player, camera, wallet, beanie... everything good? sweet, off to the store. I saw my girlfriends father on the way... big deal, the guy hates me because I have tattoos... I wish Life had an ignore button.

As I was telling him off in my head, it clicked that I gave my girlfriend my ATM card yesterday so she could pay for her familys' mothers day dinner. (they declined, even though I wasn't invited... c'mon people, FREE FOOD from someone you hate? I'd be all over that shit) So I stopped cold, grabbed my wallet.. NO CARD, shit. Do I have enough cash? $3.00, no change, fuck...

My girlfriend didn't even know it but she totally cock-blocked me from getting rolling tobacco. I'm just glad I didn't get in the store before I realized my card was gone. Good thing I saw Amanda's dad. He save my ass from being embarrassed.

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As I was proof reading, I realized that my PayPal card would have drawn the funds from my bank account... FFFFFUUUUUUUUU... So in retrospect, I guess I cock-blocked myself. Dayum!
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