All done

This one was made on a post it note stuck to a pile of paperwork that I had just finished... All Done..


Chimp escapes zoo exhibit in Oklahoma

(CNN) -- A chimpanzee in an Oklahoma zoo escaped from his exhibit on Monday, but was coaxed back to safety with no reported injuries, said a zoo spokeswoman.

The male chimp was found in a dry moat, meant to separate the animals from the zoo's visitors. It was not immediately clear how he broke out of his habitat.

Video images from CNN affiliate KFOR in Oklahoma City showed the animal walking alongside the steep wall of the moat, oblivious to the commotion he caused.

"We didn't want to have to dart him and create more undue stress, so the situation took a little longer. And now everyone is where they're supposed to be," said Tara Henson, a spokeswoman with the Oklahoma City Zoo.

Great Grocery Giveaway is a scam!

I have been a customer of Food Lion in Lynchburg Virginia for 15 months now. When I started seeing the stand-up cardboard cut outs of the lady holding all that cash, I thought to myself "Sweet... maybe my luck will finally change and we'll get some grocery goodness".

Hell fucking NO!

I don't know about anyone else but my girlfriend and I must have gotten, at the very least, a hundred of these good for nothing scratch cards. Every single one of them is "$1 Cash".

Literally, I have in my hand, right this very second, 14 of these bogus cards... each and every one is for "$1 Cash". I have never seen one for any other denomination.. neither has anyone else I know.

All this is, is a HUGE marketing scheme to get you to buy "Great Value" products.


..::Buyer Beware::..

If you shop at the following places:
-Food Lion
-SweetBay Supermarket
-Reid's
-Hannaford
-Bottom Dollar Food
-Harveys Supermarket
-Bloom

You're getting ripped off! Don't buy the "off-brand" because you think you might win. Go ahead and get the good food.. the good, trusted brands... spend that extra few cents.

On another note:
Food Lion on Bedford Avenue in Lynchburg Virginia... Allows their employees to follow customers, on the clock, to take pictures of them with their cell phones. When said employees are complained about, nothing is done about it. Maybe it's because I don't "fit in" with the general populous of the community. Maybe they were following me because I have tattoos and piercings and they thought I was going to steal Sudafed(r) to make speed because they're backwards ass holes and think any white person that looks the way I do automatically does and manufactures methamphetamine's.... (I actually got stopped and detained by a fucking ass hole of a COP in Lynchburg for this very reason. I "fit the description"... Their first red flag sould have been that my ID was from California... NOT this God forsaken, hypocritical shit hole.

Anyways....
Great Grocery Giveaway Is A Scam!!

xbox 360 Lego Harry Potter Broom Glitch

OK.. so my girlfriend just found an annoying glitch due to incomplete code in Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4 for xbox 360.

In the courtyard facing the clock tower you get a broom. If you take the broom through the arch way behind the pendulum and all the way up that back wall, you'll jump behind the background tiles and fly to other sections of the game.

Unfortunately I cannot take screen shots to show what I'm talking about.

In one instance she ended up behind the background tiles near the Herbology building. The game recognized her near the door, but kept bucking her off of her broom thus getting stuck in a death loop. We had to exit to Diagon Alley.

If you get frustrated easily, don't try this.
If you have not saved in a while do not try this!

It totally reminds me of old Mario 64 glitches.

Google street view: Santa Claus on a Harley!!

This was a good score. I just found this while loli-gagging on Google Street View. I would have never thought that I would have found something like this on my own...lmfao. Especially with all of the other blogs and sites dedicated to this sort of thing...lolol.

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Official Trailer



Really? This is what I have become?

It's been 1 year and 3 days since I have had a haircut... lol.
Also, the shorts in the pictures were bought from JC Pennys for like 50 bucks, a week later they started getting holes... good thing I didn't fucking buy them. Seriously? JC Pennys would sell something that would rip in a week?

Anyways... click these damn pictures.. they're friggin awesome.



P.S. I havent worn shoes in like a week with the exception of flip-flops to go into 7-11

NEW COMIC!!!!

Here are 5 of 6 new comics!
The 6th one either kept getting cut off or came out blurry. I'll upload it later when I have more patients.

"Flu"

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"Frank vs Punk: Round 1"

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"Cat"

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"Frank vs Punk: Round 2"

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"Look"

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